Fall 2007/Winter 2008 Fashion

As a man who sends his pubes off for scientific research, I know a thing or two about fashion. Today, I will be going over what’s hot this winter.

Cute Chic Coats.

There are 2 key coat trends.

1. Lean tailored fitted coats with military styling.

2. Coats with Cocoon volume or Trapeze A-lines sixties styling.

My Advise: Go for the chink look like that bitch on the right. The one of the left is rightfully so covering up her tiny bee-stings. Ethnic discrimination is always in!

Biker Babe

Leather looks include biker jackets which are multi zipper trimmed garments.  For the fashion forward Autumn Winter 2007/8 biker versions are without stud decorations.

This piece to the left comes complete with mobile home lot, and plenty of floss to get the pubes out of your teeth after you finish Pat up.

Slim Secretary Dresses

Look for a ladylike silhouette and think cinched waists emphasised by slim belts.  Tailored dresses can be teamed with colourful contrast tights and ankle boots.  Ankle boots is one of the key trends for Autumn Winter 2007/8.

My Advise: Make sure you get the phonograph on the side of your head. What this says is, “Listen, I’m on my period, and if you try to not listen to me bitch, I will turn it on and force you to.”

 Man About Town

We’ve seen this look time and time again, but here it is again for the Autumn Winter 2007/8 season.  Androgynous dressing interprets as high-waisted man tailored pants or tuxedo style masculine trouser suits.  This look has been revived many times, but that is simply because it works.  Androgynous dressing can make a woman in a masculine cut garment look even more feminine as it packs a punch with the surprise.

The new high waist trousers give a newer look with their wider legs.  Team them with a slouchy bag or try wearing them with a tuxedo, new military influenced blazer or soft pleated blouse.  Or soften the look with a chunky knit and wear the cropped version of the loose trousers held up with a man style belt.

My Advise: Screw the high trousers, lose the vag, and sew on a dick. Androgynous dressing “can” make a women look more feminine, but surprise surprise, many times, it makes you look more like a man. I advise taking your top off, and playing basketball until you get that ass sweat that you see through your high-waisted gym shorts.

Well that’s it. Just remember, if you have great chest hams, keep them under wrap. Dress like men, 1940’s secretaries, military people, and if you have any old audio equipment, strap it to your head.