Archive for January 9th, 2008
AC Slater
Yes, we all know him. That fantastic gorgeous smiled hunk that was an integral part to one of the TV series we’ve all grown up on: Saved by the Bell. He also happens to be the judge, which somehow kept a straight-face as Ms. South Carolina (I think) rambled on about South Africa, education, and Iraq.
Anyways, we now have a new way to honor hero. AC Slater more or less pioneered the way we sat on chairs. Why should the back be in the back; AC Slater didn’t need it to be. So now, AC Slater becomes a verb.
To Slater is to take a shit while sitting backwards on the toilet. It takes work men. You MUST remove your pants and undies/boxers completely. However, being able to rest your arms on the toilet, maybe read a book, or even lean forward and take a nap is completely worth it…and it honors our old friend.
I’m sorry if you have heard of this phenomenon that is sweeping America, but this is the first metaphorical wind that I’ve caught of it.
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