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Movie Review – The Kingdom (2007)

Starring:
Jamie Foxx
Chris Cooper (Syriana, Bourne Trilogy, The Patroit)

Runtime:
110 min.

Overall: B+ 

This movie starts with an all star cast including Jennifer Garner, Jason Bateman (Arrested Development, Smokin’ Aces), Jeremy ‘fucking’ Piven, hell, even Tim McGraw makes and appearance. Occasionally a movie with such a cast disappoints, luckily this is not the case. The Kingdom certainly plays on the times that we live in today, and gives the viewer a different perspective. Of what? Lots of things.

The movie starts with the LONGEST FUCKING CREDITS I’ve ever seen. The credits essentially show America-Middle East relations over the years. 20 minutes later, the movie starts showing an American fenced community. Some men come in, start shooting up the place. The shooting however, was just a decoy for a larger bomb that kills over a hundred.

In comes Ronald Fleury (Foxx).  Always a bad-ass. Remember when he was Willie Beamen in ‘Any Given Sunday.’

My name is Willie (Willie Beamen). I keep the ladies (creamin’).

Anyways, he leads up an FBI investigative team to check out the crime. After some political themed dialogue, the Saudis let the FBI in. So, everyone hates the Americans and they don’t let them do anything. Ronald and the Saudi colonel become good friends.

So, they eventually stumble onto a minor find. They catch some low-rate assbags. Damon Schmidt (Piven) then orders them outta the country. Honestly I don’t think I caught who the fuck he actually was. Anyways, on their way to the airport, a carbomb drives in front of their speeding caravan and blows up 2 of the 3 cars. They abduct Jason Bateman, and the chase is on.

They track them down, big firefight, lot’s of RPGs and gunfire. They rescue Bateman and then happen to stumble into the big dog of the whole operation. Someone described as a ghost.

There’s not a whole lot of plot, and certainly no twists. What you do get from this movie is a slightly better understanding of how hostile things can be. Of course every Saudi doesn’t have 7 “Deth2Amadika” shirts, but you really get an idea of what people have to put up with over there.

The action is good, especially at the end. The character development between Foxx and the Saudi colonel I thought was outstanding. Now the final lines in the movie are very thought-provoking, so I will leave it to you to determine your own opinion. That line is definitely something that can be debated about.

All in all, good flick; skip the credits and it’s only a 90 minute movie. Worth a watch.