ARRESTED!!!

Yes, my friend and I were arrested last night. Gay to the max, let me set the stage. We leave the College of Business vs College of Engineering bowling tournament victorious when we arrive at the College of Engineering SPONSORED dance/party in the warehouse section of the school. So, we grab a couple of beers, and I need to use the restroom. We are there for no more than 5 minutes at this point.

So I come out of the bathroom, beer in hand, and all the lights are on, and everyone is huddled in one side of the room. I have no idea what the hell is going on at this point. So, I walk over to Joe and he says that the police are trying to break it up. OK, whatever, we’re of age, no biggie. So, they start sorting people out, above 21 gets to go into the other room.

At this point, I think that they are going to let us continue the party in the other room with the 21+ people. So, we fill our beers, head in line to be carded. The police says beer down, party’s over. OK…so we walk into the other room and there’s beer over there!!! At this point, I’m not thinking, OK, we can finish up our little 21+ shindig, but there will be no music, no craziness. So I pour a beer for Joe and I and wait.

We’re waiting for a few minutes and decide that this is gay. We start to walk off, beers in hand, when this other cop says that we have to stay here. OK…super gay. So the main cop guy comes back in, says everyone leave. As we finish our beers he says hands behind your backs, I said the party was over.

That’s it. Nothing more than that happened.

At this point, I’m pretty pissed off now, I’m wasting my entire Saturday night. So, I try to ask the cop why there was beer over there. He gives me some bullshit answer. I then ask him if I can ask another question, to which he replies no. Awesome. I say, “I can’t, as a civilian ask a law enforcement officer a simple question?” “Nope.” Great.

So, we wait in a room while they give out like 15 underage drinking violations to all these kids. Finally when they get through more than a dozen of these guys, they take care of us two. We didn’t get outta the police station till after 3am.  The violation: Disorderly Conduct while Intoxicated. Bullshit. My court date is March 5, I will be using the Student Legal Services, I will fill you in on how it goes. Oh yea, here’s a picture showing how much handcuffs suck by the way. Click the picture to see full size.