St. Patrick’s Day 2008

So, here is a mildly accurate video presentation of my St. Pattys day. You will hear me say, “It’s officially St. Patrick’s Day….” a few times throughout. This is because no one was celebrating. It’s like fuck the Pope, we don’t give a shit what he says about Catholic holidays.

Anyways, I didn’t get a video from all the places, so here is a list of the places we attended in order:

• Doc Watsons – $3 pitchers bitches. The start of all of our St. Pattys day festivities.
• Jakes – Not sure why we went here. $1 domestic drafts, lame.
• Chucks – Ah we love Chucks. However, the reason we love it, the shot “More than a Mouthful” isn’t available. The only person who knows how to make it doesn’t work there anymore, in fact, he’s out of state. Fuck. Super lame for as late we were there.
• Home – Just for dinner and a few beers
• Frogtown Johnnies – It’s close, and it’s not bad. It’s always hopping on a Saturday night, but wasn’t especially hopping like we were hoping it to be. Met a few friends who I haven’t seen in a while. Good times had by all.

Guess I won’t know how much I spent for a few days. Anyways, below is the video. Don’t expect much.

Movie Review – Hitman (2007)

Starring: Timothy Olyphant, Olga Kurylenko

Runtime: 100min (few more for unrated)

Overall: C+ 

Hitman as the previews show, follows a trained gun around, as he’s whacking people. We find out that Agent 47 (Olyphant) was raised from birth in a training ground for killers. During a particular mission, he’s set up, and the movie follows him trying to get back at the guys who fucked him over.

The only beef I have with this movie is that’s its really already been done, exactly. If you’ve seen the Bourne Identity, then there’s not really much need to watch this.

Both movies start with trained assassins, the only difference is that Bourne can’t remember his training. Then, in the middle of some serious shit, they find and fall in love with a girl who they try and protect. In both movies, the other trained killers try and kill them and their women, only to fail in both.

Other than the fact that I’ve already watched this movie, and it’s two sequels, the movie did deliver in a mind-numbingly way. There are great action, and best of all, hot chick titties. Don’t let the name Olga confuse you, she’s hot, and get gets nekkid.

Had this movie came out years ago, I would have no problem giving it a B, unfortunately, you cannot simply follow a tried and true formula, with negligible change, and feel like you put out a good film. However, if you’re looking for one of those movies that you don’t need to think about, a movie that you can just sit back and watch explosion, boobs and lots of guns, then this is for you.