Sober X Anti-Hangover Patch Review

Finally. It’s uploaded. The Cockflavored exclusive review of the miracle patch. I ‘think’ that it’s the very first, third-party review of this thing. It’s a little long, and you’ll need to turn your volume up, but enjoy.

Disclaimer: Do not try this at home. Cockflavored drinkers are seasoned enough to be able to handle this amount of booze. Drinking this much can cause serious injury and even death. In not way does the Cockflavored blog condone illegal underage drinking either, but it does condone sodomy….where it’s legal.

Google Video

OK, so my special video has been uploaded, but disabled due to possible copyright violation. Mother fucker. I have filed a dispute to get the video back on (I put a couple seconds of copyrighted material which falls under fair use fo sho). Hopefully it will get approved and I can FINALLY get this fucking video on.

More Union Shenanigans

OK, so let me paint the picture. I started a new job right in the middle of my department moving down the hall. We got brand new computers, a whole new office, and I’ve been patient being set up at a temporary computer while people pack up and get the new area ready.

So today is the big move. Everyone is finally getting packed up and we’re moving. Being that I’m relatively new and don’t have an office, I have extremely little to actually move. In fact, all I have to move is the chair that I’m sitting on.

Happy that my work area is set up, I put a smile on and push my chair down the hall. It’s about 80yds down the hall and halfway down I get stopped. I have to turn around and push my chair back, immediately.

Why you ask? Because I’ll have a grievance filed against me. You see, pushing chairs down the hallway isn’t in my job description, so I’m not allowed to do it. So, halfway down the hall, I have to push my chair all the way back and wait for a millwright.

30 minutes later I ‘find’ a millwright and ask him to move my chair. An hour later I walk behind the millwright as he pushes my chair down the hall.

This is a true story. The picture is fake.

Fucking Windows Movie Maker

I have a great Cockflavored exclusive video that’s pretty much been ready for days now. Mother fucking Windows Movie Maker keeps freezing, and won’t render the damn thing.

It will be ground breaking to say the least. Stay tuned, it will hopefully be ready soon.

Merdle Beach

OK, so I’m finally getting around to posting some pics from my Myrtle Beach visit. All in all, it was a pretty sweet time (who knew it got so hot in South Carolina). Anyways, without further ado:

Yes, this is dudes in a truck getting pulled over by bicycling cops in the middle of a very busy street.

Just doing a little window shopping.

As you might expect, this is the ocean. That’s Africa in the distance.

Ok, I don’t get this at all. These fucking people down here have this obsession with the Gay Dolphin Gift Cove. I mean, like I overhead people saying that were going to meet there before going out and shit.

More Gay Dolphin like 50yd away.

Highlights:

Jimmigans – a cheap ass dive bar with good food and cheap beer. It’s so dark in there, you can’t tell what you’re taking home.

Gay Dolphin – need I say more?

Liberty Taproom – Happy hour, $4 appetizers and $3-22oz drafts (that’s delicious craft brew too, I recommend the red ale).

Low??lights:

Someone pissing on the downstairs cough making the condo smell like urine for the week.

16 hour drive back only to get 4 hours of sleep going into my first day of work.

Logistically they should have cheap seafood…you know, being on the ocean and all. However for some reason $26 for a seafood buffet isn’t my cup o tea.

Taking my clubs and not golfing.

Man the ocean is salty.