Sober-X: Great Company

OK, so the other day, I received this email:

I am a principal at Sober X and I just viewed your video. First, let me say that I appreciate your sacrifice in the name of truth, science and humanity. I also must say that I did not expect you to wake up – - but am damn glad you did. Had you tried that without wearing the patches – you would most certainly have been much worse off. It was probably not the most typical test of our product but one that I myself have performed on many occasions – all in the name of quality control of course. Sober X is one of those products that just gets better and better with each use – as your body adjusts and you better understand how best to use it for your own drinking style. I want to thank you for taking the time to conduct this honest and entertaining third party review. With your approval, I will extend a five dollar discount to your viewers (on orders over $20) so they can try it for themselves. All they need to do is go to the web site to order at www.soberxpatch.com and type in the coupon code “flavored”. And, as a token of thanks, I will be happy to send you some free patches for follow-up “testing”. Just email me back with your address. Best wishes to you and the crew at Cockflavored!…(trippy name by the way). Cheers, Chris

OK, seriously, what a great fucking company. I mean, I’m not 100% sure a principal does, but who the hell cares. You might call this pro-Sober-X post bought; but who the fuck cares, it’s a good product, and I’m getting some for free.

I have a wedding coming up that I’ll be surely wearing the patches. I’ll let you know how it goes.