Drinking and [insert activity]

I’m driving home the other day and I pass this guy riding on his motorcycle really slow. Yes, biker chick was included. So, at the red light, he pulls in behind me. I see him reach in his black leather biker jacket and pull out a can and take a swig.

I think to myself, “That’s a good idea, ya know with no cup holders and all.” Then I see him reach back in, pound that can throw it to the ground, and he grabs another. As I see him pound the second, I look closer and realize that it’s a can of Natty Light. Yes, this guy riding a motorcycle is drinking at stop lights.

Now I’m not here to judge, but this did get me thinking of funny things that I’ve personally or seen people do while drinking or holding a beer.

1. Showering – Joe bruised himself slipping in the shower. He was reaching for his beer.

2. Defication – I think we’ve all been here.

3. I remember one time i ate dog food out of a dog bowl with beer in hand and in my stomach. I proceeded to vomit on my friends dog. Apparently I was wearing only boxers.  – OE

4. Jumping off the balcony and injuring my foot. -BigCup0Joe

5. Stole a couch section from a scholastic building – then had sex on it for 4 years

So who’s done stupid shit while drinking or with beer in hand?