Version 2

Yo yo, what’s the slant everyone. Decided to go with a new look. Let me know what you think.

T-Shirts for the Cockflavored Hos

So, there’s a small problem with the t-shirts. The original Cockflavored logo was done in bitmap format. It was OK for the polos because even at 72dpi, you can get a few inches. However, trying to scale it up to 150dpi for 10inches is a struggle. So, the file I sent isn’t high enough quality for the shirt company.

So, I need to recreate the cock dude with vector tools, something I should have a while ago. I should have it done and ordered on Monday. Just throwing it out there; there will be a few day delay in the shirts. But, not like you knew when they were coming anyways.

Show Some Pride in Your Ride

If you’re thinking, there’s no way that can be a 2003 Ford Taurus with a license plate that says “1 ROCK 1″, well then you’d be wrong.

…and if in case you’re wondering…yes, all automatic V6 front-wheel drive cars need a rear-spoiler located in a position where the boundary layer has already separated from the surface. Oh yea, and it looks SOOO SWEET!!!

Ladies…

Don’t think I’ve forgotten about you. I’m talking to you Michelle, Cindy, Brittany, and the rest of you which don’t even read this. I have something in store for you, a little prize if you will.

Stay tuned, my delivery date is Dec. 5, so get ready for Christmas.

“Organized Labor” (Unions) Part 2

“Organized Labor” (Unions) Part I

Seen a bumper sticker today…so I figured I’d start a multi-part cartoon.

Football Season Already Half Over

OK, I haven’t posted anything in a while. I had a few videos chronicling my election day, but due to extreme disappointment in the voting public, I’ve decided not to post them. Anyways, football season is halfway over. Right now I’ll go over my previous spur-of-the-moment picks, say where I went bad, where I got it right, and make second half predictions. Let’s start with the NFL.

AFC: I still like half of my picks, I think the Pats will come through with the division and Denver will crumble under a horrific defense. Who could have thought that Tennessee would be undeafeated, the Colts would be .500, and that the AFC East is sitting with three teams in the playoffs?!?!?

I like the Titans and the Steelers to finish out the division, with the Colts taking the high Wild Card. I think that Baltimore’s schedule is too tough from here, and Buffalo will squeak in with a very easy remaining schedule.

NFC: First of all, who called the Redskins that early? Me, that’s who. With the Giants having a brutal remaining schedule, I like the ‘Skins to win the East. The Bears can’t last, and I still like the Packers in the Central. The South is extremely close, and the Saints still have a great chance to win with one of the most prolific offenses in the league.

I was wrong about the Giants (there I said it), but I do still think Eli is way over-rated. The wildcard race will be very close with the Eagles, Giants/Redskins, Buccaneers (really?), and the Vikings still have a chance. All in all, I still feel pretty good about the NFC, just swap the Giants and the Cowboys. Oh yea, someone will have to come out of the West, but who gives a fuck?

Now onto the better half, college. It’s been a really fucking awesome season so far, but mostly, I feel horrible for Georgia. They have a great team, but an absolute devastating schedule has left them with two losses. I picked Auburn in the West, but it’s OK cause hopefully Tommy Tub. will be gone after this year. Alabama defintely took us by surprise with their demolishing of Georgia early in the season.

The Big-10 is shaping up close to expected. Wisconsin, we’re sorry. What a bitch 4 game streak. You never win to Michigan, then Ohio State and Penn State? Ouch. Gone, too bad. Penn State looks great, but I don’t think they belong in the hunt with the likes of Florida, USC, and half of the Big-12.

Speaking of which is great football week in-week out. Who knows comes out of that on top. Missouri will of course come out of the North, then subsequently lose to whomever comes out ‘da South. Texas of course wins out, giving them only one loss, to Texas Tech. Texas Tech loses at least once in the next two weeks. Oklahoma has only one loss, to Texas. Oklahoma State looks great, but I think will fall to Oklahoma. So, we’ll have four teams at the top, all with one loss, each to each other. What the duece? What’s the tie-break?

Well we at Cockflavored have it. First:

If it’s two teams, its the winner if they played, but we have possibly 4. Then, essentially, you take all the teams, and put their records between each other into a round-robin type format. Whoever has the best record wins. Let’s guess:
Texas – 1 over Oklahoma
Texas Tech – 2 over Texas and either Oklahoma or Ok. St.
Oklahoma – 1 or 2 over Oklahoma St and Maybe Texas Tech
Oklahoma St – 1 Texas Tech OR Oklahoma

So of course, if Texas Tech wins out, they more than likely win the Big 12. IF Oklahoma wins out vs Ok St. AND beats Texas Tech, then they will both have 2 wins in the “Round Robin.”

The next tiebreaker is wins in the division. Texas Tech will have 4: Texas A&M, Texas, Oklahoma State, and Baylor. Oklahoma will have 4 as well: Baylor, Texas A&M, Texas Tech, and Oklahoma State.

However, at this point, when the tiebreakers come down to two teams, head-to-head will come back into play, of which of course Oklahoma, we assumed, won. So, Texas is pretty much out of it. Unless Oklahoma and Texas Tech both lose a couple of games, they can’t win the South. Ok. St is a really good team, but with Texas Tech and Oklahoma left, I don’t think they can win both. This leaves Texas Tech and Oklahoma. I like Oklahoma’s more balanced attack to win and keep my preseason prediction

So to sum up:

BCS National Championship: Florida over Oklahoma
Rose Bowl: USC over Penn St.
Fiesta Bowl: Texas over Ohio State
Sugar Bowl: Alabama over West Virginia
Orange Bowl: Utah over Miami/Georgia Tech in the worst Orange Bowl EVER

Sorry for the long post, just sitting here rambling watching Brady Quinn be the worst QB ever.