I have a great Cockflavored exclusive video that’s pretty much been ready for days now. Mother fucking Windows Movie Maker keeps freezing, and won’t render the damn thing.

It will be ground breaking to say the least. Stay tuned, it will hopefully be ready soon.

Yea, I stopped in the store the other day. Don’t worry, I made sure my collar was popped before I went down that wing of the mall. Anyways, I snapped a shot of a poster I seen there. Then I tried to recreate that poster using myself and some mad photoshop skills. I bet you can’t even tell which one is which.

Of course clicking will give you a larger pic

edit: OK, so check out this news article HERE. I’ll highlight the good shit:

Police confiscated two display photos of scantily clad men and a woman from an Abercrombie & Fitch store and cited the manager on a misdemeanor  obscenity charge

One photograph showed three shirtless young men, with one man’s upper buttocks showing. The other image was of a woman whose breast was mostly exposed, authorities said.

THIS IS THE POSTER!!! This is the lewd poster that they are talking about. Wow, is this not intense. I wonder if they would have been sued had my ass been on the wall instead.

My thoughts…probably not.

UPDATE – Toledo Blade sports columnist put it very well when he said:

An aside, if you will. Specter is hinting at a congressional investigation. Last time I checked, our lawmakers are dealing with an economic bail-out to prevent us falling further into recession and to try and quell the mortgage crisis in the banking and housing industries. For a supposedly enlightened society, we face astounding challenges in health care and education. And, then, there’s that little dust-up over in Iraq. Our lawmakers might want to keep their priorities straight. Belichick and the Patriots didn’t violate any laws, just the NFL’s rules. So, Senator, get lost.

My quote is not so classy.

Arlen Specter is a Pennsylvanian Republican senator who is being a major fucking douchebag. He wants to know why NFL commissioner Roger Goodell destroyed the infamous “Spygate” videos. This vaginal secretion says:

The American people are entitled to be sure about the integrity of the game. It’s analogous to the CIA destruction of tapes, or any time you have records destroyed.

WHAT?!?! Analogous to the CIA destroying tapes? Are you out of your mind. Is your mind as fucked as your face is looking?

OK, down to business. You’re in the congress, and I right? Why are you even thinking about football?? We don’t fucking pay you to worry about goddamn football. Go worry about why your constituents can’t find jobs, breath polluted air, drive on broken highways. Worry about the fucking crime. Worry about education.

DON’T FUCKING WORRY ABOUT SHIT THAT ISN’T YOURS TO DEAL WITH JUST SO YOU CAN GET YOUR FUCKED UP, SCRAGGLY-LOOKING, BIG-ASS NOSED, DUMBO-SIZED EARED, AIRPORT TARMAC FOREHEADED, BRITISH-TOOTHED, RAT-NEST HAIRED FUCKING HEAD ON TV.

You are the HEAD of the Senate Judiciary Committee, and this is the best that you can do. No wonder we have no faith in our governement.

ASSHOLE.

Oh yea, Goodell saying that he wanted them destroyed so they could never be used again wasn’t enough. This dickhead is calling him in so the entire fucking Judiciary Committee can hear Goodell testify. Holy fucking tax dollars that you don’t give a shit about.

Well, the strike is over, and thank God. Walking around with a sign taking breaks only to grab another beer was certainly taking a toll on the UAW.

This guy here is so happy because he can buy another boat. You see, he was sad before. He had a boat, but only a salt-water boat. When he built himself a lake in his backyard, he was extremely sad because he had to drive all the way down the street to the ocean to go boating.

Anyways, more importantly, this milestone agreement puts more than $50 billion into the hands of the UAW. This whole time, all GM wants to do is make some money-saving changes in order to, I don’t know, stop losing money. But…

…the union needed job guarantees for its members before it could agree to the cost savings sought by the company to return its operations to profitability. On Wednesday, he termed the job guarantees won by the union as “outstanding.”

But details of such guarantees, and whether they are in the form of promises to invest in U.S. plants and build new vehicles at domestic plants, or the type of income guarantees that were present in past contracts, were not immediately known.

Or whether they are promises of weekly cigars made of $100 bills to all its employees, we may never know.

These guarantees are ridiculous I think. In no way do I support things like layoffs, but sometimes shit happens, and a company needs to cut back. In the last two years, GM North America has lost nearly $13 BILLION. OK, so that’s a lot of money. At this point, you need to scale back a little. So, they cut 30,000 jobs. Now that’s a lot and it really sucks, and I might even feel a little sorry for all those people, but only because there were so many. But the fact is that GM had to pay every single one of those people up to $140,000.

That’s a lot of money, for a company who cannot make a profit, to spend trying to reverse the problem of not making any money.

Hopefully you read the story on the charter member of the Cockflavored shitlist. Long story short, Donovan McNabb tactfully slammed my idol, Brett Favre. Tact or not, he’s earned his place.

No more than two days later though, McNabb confirms his place at the top of the list. Sure, the list is only one name long, but he’d be up there if there were more. Ah, the race card. The Get-Out-of-Jail free card for real life minorities. McNabb says on HBO to Bryant Gumbel (who I guess is black also).

There’s not that many African-American quarterbacks, so we have to do a little bit extra. Because the percentage of us playing this position, which people didn’t want us to play … is low, so we do a little extra.

I pass for 300 yards, our team wins by seven, [mimicking] ‘Ah, he could’ve made this throw, they would have scored if he did this…

He then is asked whether or not the media is tougher on him, more than quartebacks like Carson Palmer and Peyton Manning.

But they don’t get criticized as much as we do. They don’t.

We…as much as we do. If by ‘we’, you mean shitty quarterbacks then, yea, turns out that shitty quarterbacks get slammed more than dominating players such as Carson and Peyton. Right now Donovan, you’ve lost 7 of your last 8 games. That puts you at a 2-14 season, the worst in the league.

So let me get this straight, you have the highest recent LOSING percentage among active quarterbacks, including anyone who has started for the Raiders or the Lions, and you’re confident that the reason criticize you is because you’re black.

We’re really sorry Donovan. We know that you were too busy out picking cotton under the watchful eye of Boss Hog when you should have been practicing. From now on, we’ll take into consideration that the color of your skin has a great deal of reason why you have sucked so damn hard over the last couple of seasons.

Oh yea, almost forgot, at least you got your buddy Shaun King. He completely agrees with you. Another fine example of a great quarterback that just got taken down by the man. What? You have no idea who Shaun King is?

I guess McNabb is aspiring to be like King, who has a ring by chance of being on team with one of the better defenses of all time; and then promptly falls into obscurity. Personal, I could wish for nothing else.