Review of Radio Shack – Set of 100 Disc Capacitors

So im working on another guitar project and I head to The Shack to get some parts and switches and bitches.  I come across the set of 100 ceramic disc capacitors and I was like “sweet, 100 capacitors for 4.99″.  They are not really labeled well, so of course I have to get a mulimeter to read all the values…and what do i find?  All values are in the pF range.  WTF???  I need them to be in the uF range.  I mean have you ever heard a guitar tone with a .0047pf capacitor?  Well I have.  It sounds like a dead whore.

Cons: Shitty selection, Very tiny values

Best Uses:  target practice

Describe Yourself: Casual User

Primary use: Personal

Bottom Line: No, I would not recommend this to a friend

Comments about RadioShack Set of 100 Disc Capacitors:

(number of pcs, value)
1, 103
4, 561 1kv
1, 561
7, 221
5, 151
5, 68
2, 15
61, 10 (61 pcs? really???)
5, 7
10, 1

Bottom Line: Just a bunch of 10pf. Where the hell do you use 10pf?
For those of you who didn’t count, that’s 101 worthless pieces. i was unable to use any of them. if all 101 capacitors were connected in parallel they would have a grand total capacitance of .016115 uf.

EPIC FAIL!

What a Great Caddy

I think it’s a little lower on the left. Oh, and the putt looks a little left to right.

What Happens When…

sexy time meets hungry time?

Figure 1: Day three of love nibble

RETARDED

http://www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-238168

http://www.r-word.org

Yea, I said it. That word that gets everyone’s panties bunchy.

The thing is that the word is not “bad”. I quote:

relatively slow in mental or emotional or physical development

What the fuck man? Seriously, it describes a mental condition. At what point did accurate representations become politically incorrect? I’m not retarded, I’m mentally challenged. At what point will the phrase “mentally challenged” become offensive?

I’m not fat, I have an overactive appitite coupled with a lack of excersise desire.

It’s fucking rediculous, but not as rediculous as the apparent 29,000 people who signed a petition vowing never to use the word RETARDED again. Hopefully none of whom are mechanics that need to describe cam timing, which can be advanced, or RETARDED.

Hey DeLonte, what’s cracking?

Nuttin’ homie.

Hey dog, herd you got sickle cell anemia.

Nigga what’d you say about me?

I ‘erd you have the disease ‘sickle-cell anemia’

Man, you can’t just go around saying the “medical” name for the condition I have. That’s wrong. What I really have is “red-blood cell shape irregularities due to a hemoglobin cell mutation”. Nigga, I thought you was my friend.

You may notice my blatant capitalization of the word RETARDED. That’s because for each of the 29,000 people who vowed not to use the word, I’m going to use it weekly. That’s a little over 4,100 times daily. Maybe you can sign my petition vowing to use the word RETARDED so it takes a little burden off of myself.

Anyways, without further ado (this will get me started):

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BK Burger Shots

BK Burger Shots are a SCAM! They aren’t delish, they aren’t cute, and they aren’t what they look like on TV! Blasphemy!

Looks like rumpled foreskin…

rumpled foreskin?

Mother Fucking Frog with a Tail, Holy Shit

Mother fucking frogs with tails braugh. God damn we live in a weird world where fucking frogs can go around with tails freaking the shit out of anyone golfing. Shit

Show Some Pride In Your Ride

OE sent me this from Texas. Only one problem, there’s no car in this picture.

p.s. I can see your shadow taking a picture, but I still can’t see what of. Fuck

Show Some Pride In Your Ride

As someone who once owned a Probe, this is disgusting.

No, I will not blur out your license plate you fucking tool.

Show Some Pride In Your Ride

This comes to us from OE in Texas. It kind of reminds me of a mullet…business in the front and party in the back. Only here, the party is balls.

More Union Shenanigans

OK, so let me paint the picture. I started a new job right in the middle of my department moving down the hall. We got brand new computers, a whole new office, and I’ve been patient being set up at a temporary computer while people pack up and get the new area ready.

So today is the big move. Everyone is finally getting packed up and we’re moving. Being that I’m relatively new and don’t have an office, I have extremely little to actually move. In fact, all I have to move is the chair that I’m sitting on.

Happy that my work area is set up, I put a smile on and push my chair down the hall. It’s about 80yds down the hall and halfway down I get stopped. I have to turn around and push my chair back, immediately.

Why you ask? Because I’ll have a grievance filed against me. You see, pushing chairs down the hallway isn’t in my job description, so I’m not allowed to do it. So, halfway down the hall, I have to push my chair all the way back and wait for a millwright.

30 minutes later I ‘find’ a millwright and ask him to move my chair. An hour later I walk behind the millwright as he pushes my chair down the hall.

This is a true story. The picture is fake.